Captain Shoelace Seasonal Mayhem epub
Captain Shoelace Seasonal Mayhem epub
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Author: Brian Johnson
Number of Pages: 134 pages
Published Date: 30 Jan 2012
Publisher: Createspace
Publication Country: United States
Language: English
ISBN: 9781468119206
File size: 16 Mb
File Name: captain.shoelace.seasonal.mayhem.pdf
Download Link: captain shoelace seasonal mayhem
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An introduction to the crazy world of Captain Shoelace. A hilarious tale of the first year of Captain Shoelace's life in the English village of Effam. Split over four seasons, his life accelerates into a living nightmare as he endeavours to impress the villagers. This warning to all that pretentiousness does not pay, features colourful characters, wordplay and moderate sexual innuendo. Targeted for anyone aged 16 to 116 who possess a sense of humour. "He replied; Mr Tarantula, the idea that you could consider yourself on the same social level as an officer of the realm is utterly ridiculous. My good fellow, what would the Queen say if she found out that I was on first name terms with somebody like you!" "Would you like a vol-au-vent? No thank you Mrs Johnson, I'm saving myself until I get married." "Magnificent!"
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Captain Shoelace Seasonal Mayhem by Brian Johnson
Author: Brian Johnson
Number of Pages: 134 pages
Published Date: 30 Jan 2012
Publisher: Createspace
Publication Country: United States
Language: English
ISBN: 9781468119206
File size: 16 Mb
File Name: captain.shoelace.seasonal.mayhem.pdf
Download Link: captain shoelace seasonal mayhem
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An introduction to the crazy world of Captain Shoelace. A hilarious tale of the first year of Captain Shoelace's life in the English village of Effam. Split over four seasons, his life accelerates into a living nightmare as he endeavours to impress the villagers. This warning to all that pretentiousness does not pay, features colourful characters, wordplay and moderate sexual innuendo. Targeted for anyone aged 16 to 116 who possess a sense of humour. "He replied; Mr Tarantula, the idea that you could consider yourself on the same social level as an officer of the realm is utterly ridiculous. My good fellow, what would the Queen say if she found out that I was on first name terms with somebody like you!" "Would you like a vol-au-vent? No thank you Mrs Johnson, I'm saving myself until I get married." "Magnificent!"
Read online Captain Shoelace Seasonal Mayhem Buy and read online Captain Shoelace Seasonal Mayhem Download and read Captain Shoelace Seasonal Mayhem ebook, pdf, djvu, epub, mobi, fb2, zip, rar, torrent Download to iPad/iPhone/iOS, B&N nook Captain Shoelace Seasonal Mayhem ebook, pdf, djvu, epub, mobi, fb2, zip, rar, torrent